in which zhou mi refuses to translate lies
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
Once, Deadpool asked Cable if being a telepath was like getting to play the Sims with real life people. You can make them act, think, and do things how you want them done, and you even get the option to turn off free will! Cable’s only response was to ask the merc what the hell the Sims is. This left Deadpool devastated, because it could only mean one thing: in the future, there is no such thing as the Sims.
IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
THERE’S NO GIRL IN THE MV.
There’s no girl
we have an ostrich
A fabulous looking ostrich
DEAL WITH IT.
When you’re working in a group project but your partner doesn’t know shit
reasons why chanyeol is a life ruiner..
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
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